Trashy Godlike
Member since 2003

Trashy Godlike was conceived in the backseat of a '67 Mustang, but was dumped in a trash can in a dark alley by her mother (who was on the way to her senior prom) just minutes after her birth. Trashy was initially raised by a family of feral cats and spoke only in mews and purrs for the first few years of her life until a truant officer made her go to school. From then on, Trashy grew up in the junkyard on the edge of town and learned important skills of survival and fashion resourcefulness there. After graduation, she won the Miss Piss USA contest for four consecutive years, an unheard of feat... Then she set her eyes upon an even greater prize: Prom Trash Queen! Hoping to avenge the wrongs her mother did her when dumping her in a dark alley at her own prom, Trashy vowed to become Prom Trash Queen one day before she died. She spent hours and days and weeks and months putting together her special outfit and walking with a book on her head. Then she showed up for the contest! and after a tough match from Mrs. Miller, Trashy's youth and charm won her the crown! During her first year on tour representing Prom Trashdom, she hit her head on the dashboard while giving head to an unknown trucker who gave her a ride. While unconscious, the Lord appeared to Trashy and told her to give up her selfish ways of the past, and embrace the universal Love. So Trashy vowed to find the Lord within every living creature she met, and Love them with all her heart, mind, mouth, tongue and thighs.

Complete Dumpsta-ography:

Prom Trash Queen 2003 & 2004, contestant 2005
Spillage Girl in Wreck-Loose & Gay-Tell Hot as Hell Revue
Patriotic Baton Twirler in America Idle X
Dawn Dumbass in Revenge of the Koffee Klatch 7
Cameltoe Gurl & Fashion Model in Tiny Coletta's Ideal Fashions Fiasco
One of Chardonna's Dancers in Kuntzmann Episode II: Terror Has Two Faces
Trixxxie, the Crackwhore in Officer Manley's Cops
Peek-a-boo Zombie Schoolgirl in Kreepy Kaleidoscope II
"Pot" (of Smack, Crack, and Pot) in Krispy Smacks Broadway Revue
Overenthusiastic Bell Ringer Nerd in Death Under the Mistletoe
Laugh-In Dancer in The Many Loves of Mrs. Miller
Isaac Hanson and Wrecks-n-Effect/Tag Team rapper in Stinkin' 90s
Lapponian ice queen and Finnish disco dancer in OCTOBERFIST IV
Sex-o-lette, Swinger and rock dude in Sucky 70's
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